Are you listening, Gargamel? And, so, with your permission, we've assembled a few of our favorite favorites for your listening pleasure. Some are old, some are new, and all of them are chock full of that swing thing that we bring. These are the songs that mean something to me, and I hope they become an important part of your life, too. So play them on your stereo, or your peapod, or whatever the hell you huffers are listening to these days Broke up with your gal?
Listen to "Creep. Put on "People Equals Shit. But that's okay Your lounge singin' pal, RC P. Just because this is a Greatest Hits album doesn't mean you don't have to buy the rest of my CDs. Buy them, fuckers! I am so broke it's pathetic! Do you know how much it costs to dry-clean a tiger-striped tuxedo thirty fucking times a year? Have you ever seen the bar tab after a gig with a full horn section? And let's not forget the private detectives, the antibiotics, and the bail bonds! Just go to my website, buy one of everything, and help me get the white devil off my back!
Not really. My musicians are so talented that they can re-arrange anything. Those guys are the kings! I get asked this question during interviews by unprepared radio DJs and small-minded reporters all the time, and really, it's a stupid premise for a question. I mean, it's like asking, "Have you ever done your job poorly and failed at it? Or, why should anyone be surprised that sometimes, things don't work? More specifically, if I chose songs that weren't working, then I wouldn't be a very good lounge singer, would I?
It's just a really short-sighted and insulting question. Does every line of questioning have to degenerate into a scandal-mongering hit job? What, are you Fox News? Fuck off, jackass!!! Next time someone asks me that question in an interview, I'm going to say, "Is there a woman you were in love with but she ended up having sex with someone better looking than you? It's just lazy, empty journalism, and I am always hesitant to do an interview with a non-fan.
I usually get misquoted, insulted, or worse. But it's okay, no one reads newspapers anymore anyway. Print is dead. I do think that real journalists for reputable newspapers and magazines are cool; it's the amateurs on webzines and blogs and podcasts and other non-professionals who generally don't have enough experience, education, or spelling bee wins on their resume. You know, the they're their there bunch. Because in , I had a sinus coblation operation, and I also had my tonsils removed.
This procedure opened up my nasal passages, which resulted in a slight change in my vocal sound. I also that year started using a cellphone, which resulted in a slight change in my sperm count. Actually, no. That was done by Mark Jonathan Davis , the guy who portrays me. But please don't call the phone number in the "Star Wars Cantina" video. Just laugh and move along, move along. Yes, I sure did!
I made up the melody and the chorus lyrics in while I was driving to the supermarket. Then, I had my musical director Bobby Ricotta transcribe it on to sheet music, and a song was born. I wrote the lyrics in early at a Baja Fresh restaurant in Rancho Mirage, California, and we finished recording the song in Hollywood in the summer of Um, duh.
The Nirvana song "Rape Me" is actually about the music business and record companies. Of course, sexual assault and rape are very real and serious issues which should not be joked about. Indeed, satire and social commentary often balance on a very fine and subjective line, and this meta explanation probably won't be satisfactory to some people, and for that, we're sorry for any offense taken, as absolutely none is intended.
I have addresses this numerous times. Here is my most recent statement about this issue, from I made a decision in to remove "the n-word" from all Richard Cheese recordings. I hope to have this fixed on all platforms soon. Thank you for your patience.
This uncensored version was recorded in I have tried to have this uncensored track with the "n word" taken down from the internet, but it keeps popping up. A few people have asked why I thought it was okay to record it in the first place. The answer is simple: I was ignorant 10 years ago. Some have also asked why it took so long to correct it. Well, to be honest, my band has not been very popular, so not that many people even heard the song, and so we didn't hear any complaints about it until recently.
Then I learned from the Black Lives Matter movement why it was wrong, and I've been trying to get it corrected. I understand now it was very inappropriate, and I am sorry. But I am grateful to everyone for speaking up and educating me. Now more than ever I am trying to be a better ally. A new version of "My Neck My Back" with the word removed is now being distributed on most music platforms. Thanks again for your understanding.
Fortunately, you have the right to not listen to my albums if you don't like them. And, by the way, there are also millions of other songs, books, movies, plays, TV shows, and other artworks that include content which is considered offensive to some people.
Please boycott all those, too. Bon voyage! Yes, every single one. It takes a LONG time, but damnit, you're worth it.
Thanks for your patience, and please keep spreading the cheese. How do I get this sex? Well, email me a picture of yourself, and if you're female, hot, 18, single, and local, you're next.
Because they're fucking with me. Yes, but these social media platforms are corrupt, biased, corporate clusterfucks, and I am discouraging people from using them. Instead, I prefer to use Twitter. I have no fucking idea, I barely know what that is. I bought my first tiger-striped jacket in a vintage shop on Melrose Avenue in Hollywood in , and had a tailor make some alterations to it. Then, I got another one, and then I couldn't find them anymore.
Then, I bought a bunch of tiger-striped fabric and hired a tailor to custom-make the jackets for me. I'm on my 5th one right now. Those are lame. Let's be accurate, people. Bobby Ricotta is our pianist and musical director. Billy Bleu is our bass player. Frank Feta is our drummer. That's all I know about them. No, it's not okay at all. Go read the note about music piracy And then expect a call from my attorney.
Yeah, sure, as long as you promise to make me stand uncomfortably close to your liquor-breathed freakshow manfriend while your girlfriend clutches my jacket sleeve and some of my actual skin in her clawlike drunken grip, and as long as you promise that none of you have a fucking clue how to operate your own goddamned camera on your own goddamned phone, and as long as you leave the flash on so I am fucking blinded, and as long as you promise to take the worst possible picture of my face, and spill a drink on my tuxedo in the process, and then try to get me to pose for another picture because the first one was blurry or you weren't smiling or you're just a needy timehog.
Say Cheese! Because cameras steal the soul. And because professional photographers like to take pictures when they only need about three, and I don't need to be blinded by flashbulbs every 4 seconds. And because some people who ask for press passes are, in fact, lousy photographers who just want to see a free concert, and the pictures never turn out well.
And because there are already plenty of pictures of me on the internet, and you're not going to capture anything earth-shattering with your little Rolleiflex at my silly lounge show, Ansel Adams. I mean, no. That's not a question, is it? We appreciate your loyalty and we hope you enjoy our albums. The rest of this letter is aimed at people who are NOT loyal fans. If you're the kind of person who fileshares and rips CDs, this is for you.
It's okay to put our CD on your personal iPod, but please don't let our albums be copied by friends or family. The unauthorized copying and distribution of copyrighted music is just plain wrong, and it directly hurts Richard and makes it financially impossible for them to keep recording albums.
That's why we're trying to stop music piracy and filesharing, and we would really appreciate your cooperation. Richard, his bands and crew, and many other hard-working professional people spend lots of time, energy, and money making our CDs.
We also pay out royalties to the original artists for every song on every CD, which also costs a lot of money. Lots of money. You see, we're not a big record company with lots of funding; Richard takes cash out of his own pocket to fund these CDs. Yes, the economy is tough out there, but Richard has to make a living, too. Selling CDs is the only way he can make enough money to record more music for you. If his CDs and tracks are stolen, then he will go bankrupt. It's that simple.
Giving away our music for free does NOT result in more CD sales for us; it just takes money away from our band, and makes it impossible to stay in business.
That's not fair or cool. Is it okay to walk into a diner, eat a meal, and then leave without paying, as long as you tell other people how great the food was? Of course not. Nelson, J. Additional Bass by Wayne String. Campbell, D. Hobbs, M.
Ross, R. Williams, C. Nicoll, J. Raposo; published by Jonico Music Inc. Carter, S. Garrett, D. Harrison, J. Scheffer, R. Dennis, H. Jonback, C. Karlsson, P. Selway; published by WB Music Corp. Anthony, T. Calloway, published by Notting Hill Music. Pomus, M. Bass: Chazz American Jeff Novack. Wilk, T. Morello, T. Commerford, Z. De La Rocha; published by Retribution Music. Wells, H. Carlson, MC, and The Piesters.
Berryman, J. Buckland, W, Champion, C. Piano: Richard Cheese. Bobby Ricotta piano : Noel Melanio. Frank Feta drums : Brian Fishler. Wayne String bass : LeRoi Jackson. Charles American bass : Jeff Novack. Mixed by Peter DiRado. Publishing: Gerard Talbot Licensing. A royalty is paid for the use of each song; complete credits at richardcheese. Radio Promotion: Alan Rommelfanger. Extra thanks to our fans pictured inside! Booking info: richardcheese. Sammy Davis, Jr: Himself.
General Manager: Mr. Scooby Doo, Where Are You? Manufactured in the U. Published by Decay Music Inc. Kelly, William E. C Copyright Ideatown Entertainment.
Special Thanks to Rob Izenberg. Published by St. Nicholas Music Inc. Special Thanks to Nola Schoder. Published by Universal - Polygram Int. Daugherty, Alonzo E. Published by Almo Music Corp.
Weissman, Star And, our special thanks go out to all the cats and chicks serving in the armed forces around the world Buy our crap. We need the money. It ain't easy bein' cheesy. Thank you, goodnight, drive safely, tip your waitresses, happy holidays, and have a super summer!
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These are new performances and not renditions by the original artists. Closer originally by Nine Inch Nails a wild romp with an unforgettable organ 5. Wrong Way originally by Sublime a gentle ballad of love and loss 6.
Bullet The Blue Sky originally by U2 an upbeat improv on piano and politics 7. Creep originally by Radiohead a jumping swinger with a whistle solo and guts 8. Last Resort originally by Papa Roach a fast scorcher at a tight tempo 9. Rape Me originally by Nirvana a real finger-snapper What's My Age Again originally by Blink a cheerful cha-cha Smack My Bitch Up originally by Prodigy band introductions with a searing vocal Richard Cheese net worth chart.
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